About Me

My blog header pretty much sums it up. I'm an ex-wife, mother, nurse, WOMAN! My name is Tyra, and my life is as ballistic as they get. I use my dry sense of humor to make the best of things, coffee to keep me going, and a cold beer every once in a while to 'woo-sa'. I live in a small town in Ohio (yawn). I don't believe in 'bad' words. They're just words. I love to read and watch trashy reality-tv shows. Because my life revolves around taking care of everybody else, I live vicariously through those outlets. I have a very small group of friends, and many acquaintances, because I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies. I've been obsessed with vampires and all things paranormal since the time I could talk (so take THAT Twi-hards). I'm a complete and total nerd, and I love it! Nerd is in, and I'm sitting with the cool kids at lunch. My mouth has always gotten me in trouble. Now that I'm older, I love it. My sharp tongue curbs my violent tendencies, so I'll take a dirty look over lock-up any day! 


                          
                                    
                                                 My violent tendencies. (A friend let me tase him as a b-day gift)
   
                                        
The spawn.

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